I am Ser Gregor Clegane, called the Mountain that Rides. That is all you need to know.

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3rd July 2012

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OOC: Can’t get in Chatzy. D: Room is full. So sad.

3rd July 2012

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rosthewhore:

themountainclegane:

…………I meant your height. I don’t want to know about your cock, at all. Really.

…right. Because you’re not a whore or anything.

*glares* Just because I’m a whore doesn’t mean I want to go about touching what’s inside everyone’s breeches. Seven hells…

Of course it does. Why else would you have the job you do?

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3rd July 2012

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…………I meant your height. I don’t want to know about your cock, at all. Really.

…right. Because you’re not a whore or anything.

3rd July 2012

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rosthewhore said: You're the Hound's brother, aren't you? *glances him over* Damn, you're a large one, too.

Eighteen inches, girl. *grins evilly* Think you can wrap your mouth around that?

3rd July 2012

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sandorclegane-thehound-deactiva said: *is still laughing bc titmouse* Ready to take over the world with our massive meat wands, bro?

Always. Meat wands, ho!!!

3rd July 2012

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sandorclegane-thehound-deactiva said: *sends a raven carrying another raven, which is carrying a tufted titmouse*

…*keeps the ravens and the titmouse as pets*

3rd July 2012

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shaeisdabest said: Where you been mountain? truth be told I missed seeing you round...even if you are an insufferable brute most of the time *smirks*

I had errands to run, girl.

3rd July 2012

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Send me ravens. Do it now. →

20th June 2012

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*snuggles in* Booooooooobbbbbbiiiieeeeeesssss….

*pets Sandor’s hair*

20th June 2012

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littlelass:

themountainclegane:

littlelass:

themountainclegane:

*hands him a pushup bra* they work wonders

*can’t get the push-up bra around her gigantic J cup bewbs*

O.O can I use them as a pillow?!

Of course! *smooshes Sansa into the bewbs*

*mumbles while being smothered* OH GODS, THEY ARE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS!

…taste the rainbow? *picks Sansa up* You’re so pretty.

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20th June 2012

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littlelass:

themountainclegane:

*hands him a pushup bra* they work wonders

*can’t get the push-up bra around her gigantic J cup bewbs*

O.O can I use them as a pillow?!

Of course! *smooshes Sansa into the bewbs*

Source: themountainclegane

20th June 2012

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So? The Targaryens did it….. And you can fuck girls, I just want… I want boobs.

*sighs and pulls her brother into her gigantic bosom*

20th June 2012

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*hands him a pushup bra* they work wonders

*can’t get the push-up bra around her gigantic J cup bewbs*

20th June 2012

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*slurring drunkenly* Oh, come on… You’re no fun.

You’re my brother, sweetie. You shouldn’t be groping me. ‘Sides, I only like girls.

20th June 2012

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But… But they’re nice. *squeezes one*

*blushes and grabs his hand* Stop thaaaaaaat.